You guys, I really can’t think of things to blog about right now, ok? We’re trying to buy a house and stuff. I’m not trying to say I care about that more than I care about you, but I’m trying to say memes are the bomb for preoccupied bloggers. One question before we begin: Am I the only one who thinks Kate from that Jon and Kate Plus 8 child labor show got a boob job? Nothing super outrageous, just a little lift perhaps? I noticed that they were looking very much like pre-baby boobs in the last episode and (here’s the clincher, in case you were wondering) she was holding her arms in front of her body a lot in a self-conscious, my-boobs-are-sticking-out-farther-than-I’m-used-to kind of way. I’m not judging, I’m just wondering if I was the only one who spent all of the “Puppies!” episode staring at Kate’s boobs. In a friendly way.
Ok, so another meme. sort of. The Firsts meme that’s going around made me think of the first time I was in a wedding and the first time my daughters were in a wedding and the fact that each of us was 4 years old for our first trip down the aisle.
I was in my Aunt Becky and Uncle Hal’s wedding with my 2nd cousin, Jarod, as the adorable ring bearer. You’d be hard-pressed to find a cuter flower girl/ring bearer combo:
Later, I tried to strangle him:
I think his doe eyes made me feel all huntressy. And that’s my big brother on the left. Nice haircut.
Here’s another adorable combo. It’s Maya and her cousin, Hudson when they were in my brother’s wedding. We don’t actually have a pic of them together, but these two pictures really capture their personality:
Those 4 kids were cute, but if you really want to add some cute factor to your wedding, put some twins in it like Bryan’s cousin Tonya did. That shit is cute and I swear the whole congregation will gasp:
*gasp* Awwww!
Oh, you want to hear about my first alcoholic beverage? How about I show you instead:
Kidding! The back of the picture says “pop in the beer can.” The back of the picture gives no clues as to the reason for the hat on a stick, however.